Privacy policy
NOT DRAFTED — required before launch. This page is a deliberate placeholder. A Privacy policy is legally required for this funnel (Stripe checkout, email marketing, and the Meta ad account all require it) and it should be produced or reviewed by counsel rather than generated. Do not launch with this page in place.
Needed here at minimum: who the operator is and how to contact them; what is being sold and what the buyer receives; the refund terms (the 30-day “watch it or it’s free” guarantee, and for the founding cohort the fact that the window starts at delivery); subscription billing and cancellation terms for the $99/month group; acceptable use; limitation of liability; and governing law.